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Poop limbo

When you get the feeling that you have to poop when you're in a hurry to be somewhere else but when you attempt to poop there's nothing. You worry it will be the real deal when you get to your next destination.
Sorry I'm late, I've been stuck in poop limbo for over an hour. I hope it doesn't hit me during my meeting with the president.
by Shuda Wuda 'Cuda June 9, 2015
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Loud poop

A poop with lot of farts and grunting/squirting noises
Hey bro, you just took a really loud poop! I could hear your farts from the bedroom. What the fuck did you eat?
by Auscar1 February 19, 2015
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intermission poop

When you’re asked to take a break from pooping a massive load so someone else can use the bathroom and then coming back to resume your poop.
“can you hurry up??”
“im pooping
“then take an intermission poop”
by lucyiscoo1 May 6, 2021
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poop racing

the act of deficating on 45° waxed paper slides, with the goal being to have the fastest poo down the 'chute'.
athletes take care to prepare their feces in advance, to be streamlined, yet sluppery.
racers can choose from slalom, time trial, or side by side racing.
shooting poop for all your worth, racing poop down a sluppry slide for death or glory. "poop racing"
by rndmvoo February 20, 2009
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sperm-poop

The result of sperm being contained in a human anus and retrieving far to quickly, resulting in an explosive blow containing a stew composed of excrements and seamen.
Finished up... went to the bathroom.. I came back and she said we had a problem... sperm-poop!
by snarf dragon September 20, 2014
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poop thrust

a term used to describe the act of popping the cork on a turd. you strain so hard to achieve this that it's actually orgasmic. you feel so relieved when you have a poop thrust that you go and name your oldschool runescape character after it.
i almost passed out making that poop thrust but it was worth it.
by flossigans April 19, 2018
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pooping smile

The emotionless smile that spreads across one's face while pushing out a monster poop.
"as the tail end of my evening poop slid out of my buttcheeks, a wide pooping smile rolled over my face"
by b3nis March 8, 2018
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