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Clock Sucker

Oh dude Jacob kept me up all night

That damn clock sucker
by Poopcockshit March 17, 2024
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Twelve O’ Clock

When you try to get someone to notice a cute/attractive person.
“Dude, look! A cute girl at twelve o’ clock!”
by EmmaRosie July 5, 2021
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Clocked

To get caught in a lie; typically used in a group of mates.
Put your phone away before you get clocked by the teacher!
by SkinnyPeanut May 21, 2018
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dildo clock

The thing you try to buy for your best sam but then she gets really mad at you :( <3
"Katherine stop. Are you fucking kidding me. I do not want a dildo clock"
by Dildoclock December 7, 2017
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Clock-sucker

A person who loves telling people the time, even if they didn't ask.
Example of someone being a clock-sucker:
"Oh, hey, by the way, its half past ten. What do you mean you "didn't ask"?"
by Louise jennywenny May 2, 2023
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Dickological Clock

A middle age man who has not been laid in a while’s need to get laid before it is too late to perform sexually
Andy has not been laid in three years and his dickological clock is ticking and it is really starting to worry him
by Deeper thoughts April 16, 2025
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clit clock

the internal alarm all women have that tells them that all the licking and rubbing in the world aint doin shit
i was with bob last night. my clit clock went off after five minutes! what's wrong with these losers? next
by burbman1969 November 1, 2020
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