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Bare Minimum Bullshit

B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.
Guy1: Bruh im sick of this girl’s BMBS
Guy2: tf is that?
Guy1: its when yo girl does the least, my v-card is still unswiped, and not a single crease either...
Guy2: Oh so you still a virgin?
Guy1: YES BRUH, and thats fine but I cant even get a handy :(
Guy2: I’m praying for you fam, stay strong

definition again: B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.
by SCOTLY March 23, 2019
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big word bullshit

when someone uses big words to make themselves sound more intelligent
Mary: “Subliminal messages appeal to our subconscious mind. It is a process in which external stimuli trigger reactions without us noticing signals”

James: “Thats big word bullshit”
by big brain energy August 13, 2019
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tasty bullshit

a food item, generally a concoction of "bullshit" all thrown together that turns out to be surprisingly delectable.
Jesus Tapdancing Fuck Cocks! This pepperoni and peanut butter cereal is some TASTY BULLSHIT!
by bmb1455 December 7, 2022
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Bullshit vote

During the run-up to an election, all manner of extravagant promises are made, and after the election nothing is done.
The ruling party won with a bullshit vote because nothing has improved since they've held power
by Ruerzi June 7, 2011
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Bullshit

Verb: To engage in idle chat and/or other very low maintenance task.
"What do you and Jim like to do when you hang out?"

"Eh we kinda just hang out in the living room and bullshit for awhile."
by Ghterttrr March 28, 2019
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Bullshit

A word, commonly used by someone when they hear a person say dumb stuff
Damn dude, that boy said some dumb bullshit, if I do say so myself
by ButterFuks April 19, 2018
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