Simp

A simp is a bloke who loves a chick so hard he'll ditch all his mates for her, even though she ain't puttin' out.

Ole mate won't come party tonight cuz he's too busy simping over that cross legged hoe..

by VeganSausage December 15, 2020

Simp

A hopeless man with no chance of someone, he dreams of her but in reality she’s thinking of his best friend. He will never experience the feeling of how it is to be loved.

Person 1: hey, i really like her, but i know she likes someone else
Person 2: you’re such a simp

by 𓂸 February 19, 2020

simp

A loser 'nice guy' that knows he's getting catfished but is so desperate for attention from a (fake) pretty girl that he refuses to see all the blatantly obvious signs. He'll literally still shell out hundreds of dollars for her approval even though she's not even a real person.

A: Lmao this Alex kid is so desperate for 'female' attention that he bought me a $60 video game AND a Nintendo Switch. This was after he expressed concerns that I wasn't even a real person.

K: Wow, guess he would do anything to believe someone actually cared about his meaningless existence. What a fuckin simp.

by Short and Stubby Alex August 7, 2020

Simp

That nigga Eric

That nigga Eric is a simp ass nigga.

by I fucked your mom 69 October 13, 2019

simp

usually a man who puts himself below woman in hopes to undress her but usually fails and is labelled gay wanker

oh my god did you see georgios he is the biggest simp

by Jonathan has no dildo April 13, 2020

Simp

Daniel

"This is the 4th girl that Daniel guy simped over this week!"

by Sevvy11 April 13, 2020

Simp

A simp is a man whore who ditches the boys for girls

People that are simps are named Ben, Sam and Ryder

NEVER BE A SIMP

'Look, Ryder is such a simp'
'Yea but look at sam buying chicks clothes'
'Have you seen ben yet, buying girls houses???"

by Simp_Nation May 31, 2020