A simp is a bloke who loves a chick so hard he'll ditch all his mates for her, even though she ain't puttin' out.
by VeganSausage December 15, 2020

A hopeless man with no chance of someone, he dreams of her but in reality she’s thinking of his best friend. He will never experience the feeling of how it is to be loved.
by 𓂸 February 19, 2020

A loser 'nice guy' that knows he's getting catfished but is so desperate for attention from a (fake) pretty girl that he refuses to see all the blatantly obvious signs. He'll literally still shell out hundreds of dollars for her approval even though she's not even a real person.
A: Lmao this Alex kid is so desperate for 'female' attention that he bought me a $60 video game AND a Nintendo Switch. This was after he expressed concerns that I wasn't even a real person.
K: Wow, guess he would do anything to believe someone actually cared about his meaningless existence. What a fuckin simp.
K: Wow, guess he would do anything to believe someone actually cared about his meaningless existence. What a fuckin simp.
by Short and Stubby Alex August 7, 2020

by I fucked your mom 69 October 13, 2019

usually a man who puts himself below woman in hopes to undress her but usually fails and is labelled gay wanker
by Jonathan has no dildo April 13, 2020

by Sevvy11 April 13, 2020

A simp is a man whore who ditches the boys for girls
People that are simps are named Ben, Sam and Ryder
NEVER BE A SIMP
People that are simps are named Ben, Sam and Ryder
NEVER BE A SIMP
'Look, Ryder is such a simp'
'Yea but look at sam buying chicks clothes'
'Have you seen ben yet, buying girls houses???"
'Yea but look at sam buying chicks clothes'
'Have you seen ben yet, buying girls houses???"
by Simp_Nation May 31, 2020
