Pushin P

Pushin P is Also known as removing a man's penis from their ballsack and attaching it towards their forehead to become one of the cult members known as the:

"Penis Jackerwookey Monkeys"

These monkeys have sex with caterpillars and molest and buttfuck teenage furry boys

(because their faggots)

between 15-16 because their shit is nice and fresh when it explodes from their bodies when the Penis JabberWookey Monkies enable the penis missile attack

used to kill their prey by shooting fat fucking laser beams from their nipples and slapping their ballsacks against their dead prey to batter their fat ass fucking bodies

Alright, sir are you ready to do the procedure for "Pushin P" to become one of the penis jabberwookey monkeys?

Yes big butt booty daddy

*Procedure starts*
*Procedure finishes*

OOGA BOOGA I AM THE PENIS JABBERWOOKEY MONKEY BEHOLD, I FUCK CATERPILLARS AND MOLESTE 16 TEENAGE FURRY BOYS BECAUSE IM A FUCKING FAGGOT

*Sees 16 Year Old Furry Boy*

UwU Fuck me Daddy!

*ZZXXAAAPP*
*molestes then shoots lasers out of nipples*
*begins slapping ballsack against dead body*

OOGA BOOGA I AM THE PENIS JABERWOOKEY PENIS MONKEY BAIL TWARDS MY PRESENCE AND SUCK MY FAT BIG ASSHOLE

by YourFuckingFatherNigga February 24, 2022

tush push

A Line Dance which is named after a common element of pushing ones tush.

I did the Tush Push last night. It was great exercise

by pengin9 May 14, 2006

back push

a sexual act, also known as doggy style

I'm feaning for sum back push, RIGHT NOW!

by ey May 16, 2006

push

The practise of pushing a metal rod (aka: pusher) down a glass stem (aka: rose, shooter, straight shooter) in which crack cocaine has been smoked in order to release the residue contained inside. The process involves pushing a piece of - usually - copper wool, (aka: chore, chore boy) up and down the stem thus capturing the oil/white residue on the sides. Usually involves an increasingly hysterical repetition of the task, weeping, periods of intense introspection, regret and violent disagreements. Often accompanied by a psychotic need to search the floor for white crumbs. A trip to the nearest ATM/Trap always follows the last push.

Goddamn it, Where that pusher at? I need to push this bitch right now mane. I'm a kill you mane (sounds of screaming etc).

You did my last push while I was passed out? That's fucked up right thurr nigga. I'm a kill you mane (sounds of screaming etc).

I can get one more push out of this, I know I can. Why ain't that dope boy here yet?

Is there a push in that winky for me? Fuck you nigga, no.

by Dope Boy Magic 187 July 9, 2006

Pushing 🅿️

It is when a male lets a horse shove it’s 12 pound penis in his anus until the the he is covered in enough sperm to make country.

I was pushing 🅿️ At the farm earlier today.

by pushing p🅿️ January 19, 2022

wood pushers

annoying wanna b skateboarders, usually around 11 to 13 having very distinct squeeky voices and townie like attitudes. these children infest an congest local skateparks making it impossible for people who actual try and take part in extreme sports to practise. given the name wood pushers because they only push their wood (skateboards) around.

by his ex-friend September 1, 2003

Push

Push- as in being on the push as opposed to on the pull on a night out.
Basically this consists of rejecting men/women that hit on you in hilarious ways.

Chat up line: "So what do you do for a living apart from being hot?"
You, being on the Push would reply: "Eat men/women's souls and sacrifice their reproductive organs to Baphomet."

by SimmieV March 25, 2013