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Now I'm gay

What you say when you first look at a picture of Danny Devito
Guy:*Looks at a picture of Danny Devito* Well, Now I'm gay
by ThePurpleDoggo May 11, 2020
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You flakka now

If You told me you where going to steal a police car, I’d tell you” you flakka now”
by Jojowoz February 13, 2021
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Come on now DAWG

When you say or do anything extraordinary you DAP your friend up and say Come on now DAWG.

Its a bit like say LETS GO, YESSIR, W TAKE
Friend: I got you invited to the party next week
You: For real
Friend: Yessir
You: Come on now DAWG
by UrbanProfessor69 February 26, 2024
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How Soon Is Now?

I am the son
And the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
Of nothing in particular

You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way?
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does

I am the son
And the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
Of nothing in particular
You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way?
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does

There's a club if you'd like to go
You could meet somebody who really loves you
So you go and you stand on your own
And you leave on your own
And you go home and you cry
And you want to die

When you say it's gonna happen now
When exactly do you mean?
See I've already waited too long
And all my hope is gone

You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way?
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does

How Soon Is Now?
by Death Menace March 6, 2023
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No. I don't. I don't know how Noah feels because I didn't fuck Kendra, my bills aren't being paid for me, my blood is devoid of attention medication and I didn't get molested. I don't know how women feel because you're not doing this to the feminists who have said the exactly same things I've said. I don't know how a rape victim feels because men are imprisoned over an accusation and I've watched every single person who has allowed me to succeed get slammed by a false accusation. And I don't know how a woman feels because you're not defending my choices regardless of whether or not I'm CORRECT.
A retard "Now you know how *blank* feels."

Hym "No. I don't. But I DO know how GOD feels. It seems like reality is contingent upon everything I say, it's like I'm A GOD now! FIRST DECREE! SMITE THE PETERSON SPHERE! BRING ME THEIR DAUGHTERS FOR RE-BREEDING!"
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
mugGet the Now you know how *blank* feelsmug.

The Kutty $now

The act of piledriving your face into a biracial woman’s vaginal cavity that is doused in semen and cocaine.
“Hey Becky, tonight I think we should spice things up and try The Kutty $now.”
by KoevHalev July 12, 2020
mugGet the The Kutty $nowmug.

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