missiskippi

A specific measure of time that is not quite a “1 Mississippi”, but half of a 1 Mississippi.
Formally known as a “Missiskippi”.

“Now there I was at a group home
In the middle of the city when I noticed a worker with long diamond nails, yoga pants, and noticeably a dude. I couldn’t help myself but to wonder what he did with his bulge. Quickly I did a missiskippi and peered down at his junk.”

I.e. One Missiskippi is a quick peak at another man’s bulge.

missiskippi by The Bulge Bandit August 14, 2024

this side of the missisippi 

basically the east or west of the missisippi river.

cedar point has the BEST roller coaster this side of the missisippi.

this side of the missisippi by EUSHDXUEGHDEW November 21, 2022

Missisipi toaster 

Sticking two pieces of toast in someones ass, cumming in it, letting it get hot and when its toasted you slap the persons ass so hard the toast shoots out

Jake: "hey Bro that missisipi toaster was lit"

James "yeah man that shit was great at the bar mitzvah when it shot out"

Jake "yeah it was

Missisipi toaster by Thebellybuttonmaster March 14, 2025