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midside mafia

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Midside mafia
by mad cat32 July 18, 2009
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soft mafia

Soft mafia describes women who keep
tabs on virtually everyone in their
their families, extended families, and
sometimes people they are not related
to in social groups and at different functions they attend.

These women do not mind being backstabbers,
being condescending muckrakers, and

acting dramatically pragmatic. They are political
to the highest degree, usually but not always
conservative in their views. In addition to being
gossip-mongers, the soft mafia also exert
influence to get their allies and friends good
professional and social positions. Intelligence
and counter-intelligence by electronic and
other means fit the soft mafia profile. She
will go beyond eavesdropping and tamper
with cellular phones and personal or
laptop computers, spying on family members
whether they are teenagers, older siblings,
and their friends or sleepovers.
The females in a soft mafia usually run down
their adversaries by talk. The idea of a hit

often but is not limited to TV soap opera-style
scandalizing, with the explicit purpose of
besmirching another woman or man's character
or reputation. Acts of mayhem ranging
from permitting a dog to excrete on the foe's
plants or flowers to getting the person in
minor trouble with the law are normal acts
of contempt.

Conversely, the soft mafia woman
or women can or will spread rumors
and begin conspiracies to land an
ally a good job at a company, and also
a position or positions of leadership in
civic or clannish organizations in the local
community. She will tell half-truths and
wildly exaggerate the reputation of the
person she wants "in".
by Constable Madre April 20, 2011
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Millbrook Mafia

A group of friends who play for the same football team in Millbrook while younger and grow up to play on the same high school team.
Jonny and AJ are members of the Millbrook Mafia.
by Coach Rex September 11, 2011
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glebemount mafia G.M.M

pack of wild demons, love beer, love fanny and love a good time... arch drinking rivals a.d.b (all de boyz) leaves the town of wicklow easily swayed towards g.m.m due to a.d.b's shit performance on the beer.
hey look at G.M.M, out like demons on the beer

G.M.M free passes all round

glebemount mafia G.M.M
by greenus beanus December 9, 2011
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Shukaka mafia

The shukaka mafia is a street gang based out of tewksbury, massachusetts. It was started by two sophomores at TMHS. It is known for random retarded causes and general stupidity.
Hey man, I heard Matt got beaten senseless by the shukaka mafia gang!
by SHUKAKA October 23, 2014
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mascara mafia

A mob of mascara slangin hotties!! Selling the hottest mascara in all the neighborhoods.

mascara makeup
M:Did you see The Mascara Mafia at the mall, yesterday?
Y: Yes!! They sure have the best job!
by TheMascaraMafia October 20, 2015
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whore mafia

1. A social concept where a gaggle of hoes that use their pussies as an only way of life to survive without actually being pimped.

2. A group of women having kids with multiple men and leaving them for the child support.

3. A group of women sleeping with guys for material and emotional gains without intention of being faithful or being there for them in any way in return.
Example 1:

Guy : Wow, Maria is so pretty!

Female: Steer clear of her she belongs to the Whore Mafia.

Example 2:

Guy: Since my wife became part of the Whore Mafia,I'm living in a Shack and can't see my kids.
by Arealbluntmothafucka May 16, 2016
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