by ShrewdSauce November 14, 2021
Get the Flaming Larrymug. A chronically unaware driver who sets up shop in the left lane of any major Florida highway, treating it less like a passing lane and more like a reserved cruise control runway. Left Lane Larry doesn’t discriminate—he might be a local with a “Salt Life” decal and a sunburned arm out the window, or a snowbird tourist in a rented Altima with both hands on the wheel and a wide-brimmed hat still on indoors.
Larry isn’t actively malicious—just militantly oblivious. He ignores flashing lights, honking horns, and the visible rage boiling in his rearview mirror. But try to pass him, and suddenly he becomes offended. He’ll match your speed just enough to box you in, like it’s a personal insult that you dared attempt efficiency.
He’s the kind of guy who would quote the speed limit like scripture while doing 63 in a 70 and holding back a convoy of 17 vehicles. The moment you go around, he speeds up—not to pass anyone, just to punish you for trying.
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Common Traits:
Drives a base-model vehicle: Camry, Impala, Altima, or a beige Buick with zero visible dents (but plenty of emotional ones)
Has a college parking decal that expired in 2013
Uses cruise control as a personality trait
Turn signal is optional (and usually left on for several counties)
May sport bumper stickers like:
“I brake for butterflies”
“My other car is a prayer”
Or ironically: “Keep Right Except to Pass”
Windows always up. Volume always low. Seat leaned forward like he's landing a plane.
Larry isn’t actively malicious—just militantly oblivious. He ignores flashing lights, honking horns, and the visible rage boiling in his rearview mirror. But try to pass him, and suddenly he becomes offended. He’ll match your speed just enough to box you in, like it’s a personal insult that you dared attempt efficiency.
He’s the kind of guy who would quote the speed limit like scripture while doing 63 in a 70 and holding back a convoy of 17 vehicles. The moment you go around, he speeds up—not to pass anyone, just to punish you for trying.
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Common Traits:
Drives a base-model vehicle: Camry, Impala, Altima, or a beige Buick with zero visible dents (but plenty of emotional ones)
Has a college parking decal that expired in 2013
Uses cruise control as a personality trait
Turn signal is optional (and usually left on for several counties)
May sport bumper stickers like:
“I brake for butterflies”
“My other car is a prayer”
Or ironically: “Keep Right Except to Pass”
Windows always up. Volume always low. Seat leaned forward like he's landing a plane.
Cop: Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?
Left Lane Larry: I was doing the speed limit.
Cop: In the passing lane. For 14 exits. With no one in front of you.
Left Lane Larry: I was setting the pace.
Left Lane Larry: I was doing the speed limit.
Cop: In the passing lane. For 14 exits. With no one in front of you.
Left Lane Larry: I was setting the pace.
by Pary Moppins July 10, 2025
Get the Left Lane Larrymug. Narcissistic. Insaciable. Sociopath. He's a liar and a cheat. He will move on to the next chick and leave you in tears. He will lie to your face and make you believe you are everything to him, while he's tell everyone else the same thing. Do not be his next victim.
by Just one of hundreds December 12, 2019
Get the Larry whitemug. Worlds largest penis owner,
His Pubic hairs are so long, that they have gained Conscience and sentience and can rip pussy apart like a lawnmower.
When he urinates, he can flood a whole village.
His cock his so big he has turned into it.
His balls are so juicy and fat they can be used as basketballs and beanbags.
He has fucked every woman and man straight in the ass, making them all his bitch.
His Pubic hairs are so long, that they have gained Conscience and sentience and can rip pussy apart like a lawnmower.
When he urinates, he can flood a whole village.
His cock his so big he has turned into it.
His balls are so juicy and fat they can be used as basketballs and beanbags.
He has fucked every woman and man straight in the ass, making them all his bitch.
by ~AssBlastingBitchloid~ October 15, 2022
Get the Larrymug. 
by louistommo91 December 29, 2020
Get the larrymug. A haircut that resembles Larry Fine (born Louis Feinberg) of Three Stooges fame: a large top bald spot with thick, bushy, curly auburn hair around the sides and back.
Person A: No one walks into a beauty parlour and says "Give me the Larry Fine".
Person B: But you did just that last week
Person A: ...Do as I say, not as I do.
Person B: But you did just that last week
Person A: ...Do as I say, not as I do.
by Moronoki.com August 15, 2025
Get the The Larry Finemug.