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Exploding Kitten

This is when you're having sex with your girlfriend, and when you pull out to finish, her cats enter the room and you accidentally jizz all over her cats.
Friend 1: Last night i was having sex with the girlfriend, but when I pulled out to cum on her chest, her cats got in the way and I got cum all over them.
Friend 2: Sounds like you performed an exploding kitten
by tacocat backwards October 20, 2018
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Kitten

The fluffy fucker that takes over your house rent free
Person: STOP
Kitten: *scratches couch*
Person: STOP !
Kitten: *does it more*
by ZO-ZO THE FUCKING IDIOT May 25, 2022
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discord kitten

by zoltronisaboss June 18, 2022
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Persian Kittens

Persian kittens means to be a complete cunt to everyone she meets, she is an ark insider and steals people’s tames and items
Yes, it was Persian kittens that stole ur stuff
by ExoticAlphaZz November 17, 2019
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