Onside Kick

This is a sex in football terms phrase for "Asking out a slut"

"Hey man, so last night I did an Onside Kick with Denise...and dude you were right, we hooked up that same night"

by Mr. TSU November 11, 2007

spartan kick

When having sex poolside. The man ejaculates on the womans face after which he stand and delivers a hellacious one footed kick to the woman chest sending her flying into the pool. While screaming "This is SPARTA!".

Me and the old lady were banging out by the pool after I blew in her hair I spartan kicked her into the water to rinse off.

by this_guy703 September 22, 2010

Kick a vsco

You go kick a vsco

You go kick a vsco

by Hunt YEET October 24, 2019

kick black

Kick Black
When you sit down and you wanna be irish. When ya with the Kvt boys are your pulling cones just chilling. You just chill braaaahhhh. Am my brothers. Fat Mexicans my bro. 81 Lads.

Kick Black oiybayz Legalize it my brothers. Kick Black Bruvvahs.

by chowmeinlefudohmahchaoder July 24, 2022

Kick Stand

When a male wakes up with an erection that holds you on one side if you roll over

"I woke up with morning wood which turned out to be a Kick Stand"

by ThirdLegJones June 04, 2015

Ninja Kick

Used as a funeral term to descride AIDS or any other extreme STD

Boy 1: Did you fuck Sally?
Boy 2: Nahh, she the ninja kick. She is getting treated in the hospital.

by DickSwinger1922 October 13, 2015

brogue kick

A running axe kick aiming towards a person's face, most notably used by WWE superstar Sheamus.

Sheamus connects with the brogue kick outta nowhere!

by C.O.M.P March 18, 2016