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Joey Guzzle

A menace to society and himself know by all loved by few hated by those liberal retards. Has a big ol' peninsula (๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ ) between his legs. Gets along great with John bologna. Doesn't get along great with ๐Ÿฆ aka black people.
by Joey guzzle June 28, 2021
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I.M. Joey

The sweetest guy, he is smart and funny. Gets along with so many people and tries to help others. What wouldn't you like about him.
by IM Joey February 12, 2020
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joey's rule

When someone works days in a row, then feels those three days were enough to allow them to ditch a day of work.
Oh my god Becky!!! Mrs. Sherley made us pedal so hard last three days of biking practice. I know that the Redlands Grand Prix means so much to team River Bottom, but I need a day off. I'm using Joey's rule to get a day of rest.
by 142backdoor69 June 21, 2016
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Joey Sullivan

Joey sullivan; the noun of someone who's short and dated aria
"hey, you're a joey Sullivan!"
"No, I'm tall!"
by Markys wife May 28, 2024
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Joey

Joey is a handsome boy who deserves to be loved and needs help. He gets very sad over small things but he is so cute hes like a little baby. There are some things he needs to learn about life but doesnt have the right people around him to teach him them. The love he gives feels so free you can have so much fun together he will make you feel so comfortable and even hearing him breathe can make you feel so safe. His voice is so calming its like listening to the waves of the ocean and his energy his laugh is contagious. He will make you happy even when you dont want to be. If he wants you he will change for you. The heartbreak really hurts when hes gone because he was the only one you had, the one who stuck beside you and supported you in everything, he will try to understand you and he will love you, but he cant stand being alone. I miss you and ill never stop loving you because what i felt for you was real.
Girl 1:isnt that joey
Gurl 2: yes, hes with that new girl but i wish he knew how i felt, i never wanted it to end.
by Stt10709 October 7, 2025
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joey blaze

The baddest motherfucker to ever live. Awesome beard and HUGE balls.
You're cool but you're no Joey Blaze
by Joey Blaze November 25, 2021
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joey weiss

A goofy, loving guy who has many of friends. Everyone likes him, he is very sporty and is great at giving hickeys. He can be very triggered at times but doesn't show it. Usually has big ears as well
Joey weiss, what is that on your girls neck yo?
by Tdawg159 February 9, 2017
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