What am I doing wrong

Used when there’s a hot girl and somehow an ugly guy gets with her

Damn Skylar is bad!!! Look at her boyfriend though, he’s ugly. what Am I doing wrong…

by tanoshimou September 25, 2023

I am...Youth Portal

一站式數碼化平台，為15至29歲年輕人提供個人化、準確嘅生涯規劃服務，協助確立發展方向，發揮所長
即刻上i-am.hk 同埋下載I am... 青年職學平台！
可以同職學達人傾計，
又可以睇職學資訊，
仲可以玩型格人測試

I am...youth portal 喺一站式數碼化平台

by iamyouthportal November 22, 2021

i am going to throw a child off a cliff!

Ok

Lexias:I AM GOING TO THROW A CHILD OFF A CLIFF!
The child:pls woman dont.
*lexias throws the child anyways*

by Yourskoliosexualqueen November 25, 2021

I am cool

No you aren’t

You: I am cool
Me: No you’re not

by udtshausbbs November 27, 2021

i am squid

A nice Human/squid is polite generous and is very smart

Guy #1 I am squid
Guy #2 what does that even mean?

by anonymous November 11, 2020

i am going to type your eyes off!

When you are in a talkative mood but the #CoronaVirus has made human interaction limited. SO you type large run on sentences. Never spacing for paragraphs!! And they are way over described (just like this definition). As the same saying goes.... I am gonna talk your ear off.... I am going type your eyes off!

Sorry bro this gonna be a long story, I am going to type your eyes off!

my eyes have dried up so much looking at this screen. You are typing my eyes off!

Sorry I am typing so much. Not trying to type your eyes off.
I am going to type your eyes off if I keep rambling.

by BlueEyedGuy86 November 15, 2020

I am the me

Yes, yes you are

Person 1: I am the me
Person 2: I am the yes

by YeahIamEpic November 18, 2020