Ely

An absolutely desolate town in the middle of Nevada. Only crackheads and pedophiles roam the streets, with a fair sprinkle of mormons and infidelity.

Where else in the USA is the closest Walmart located 3 hours away? Ely of course!

by NotJoshy February 8, 2020

Eli

Eli is a very indecisive person and never on time,despite its flaws,Eli is very caring and appreciate her friends a lot.
(Eli is also known as Ambulance girl)

« Hey is where’s eli?
-yeah you mean ambulance girl?
-ye
-idk man she always late..
- this girl i swear »

by noteli November 21, 2021

Eli

thicc

thicc eli

by boomba doomba November 5, 2021

Eli

Fresh goat, cool, dope ya boi is da real MVP especially at basketball and soccer😎🏀⚽️

James:yall seen Eli

Mike:Nah but he's probably playing basketball or soccer tho
James:oooo that boy is fresh

by Freshyboiii😎 December 12, 2020

elise boyd

A hoe that is passed around from gingers and mexicans.

Pass the Elise Boyd cried Angel

by Arthur Black December 13, 2019

Eli

A nice caring guy who is nice to everyone. As long as they respect him, he will respect them. He is smart and intelligent but he never gives himself the credit. He listens and gives advice. Eli is cute and tall. A great friend and even greater boyfriend

"Eli is a great friend"
"You're dating Eli?!?"

by Clown_b0i September 13, 2020

Elise

Elise is not like other girls. She had gnarly feet the size of a t-Rex but that’s why all the boys love her. She always goes out of her way to compliment her friends and when a man set her house on fire she beat the hell out of him. She never lets anyone get in her way so she uses her beauty to seduce a James.

Chiara: Look that man is burning down a building

Amanda: that’s okay my mom will Elise him

by The ranch gobbler June 4, 2024