Alex

Feed and water him hourly (or he might possibly eat you) and buy a huge cage just in case.

Let him out about 10 times a day he often urinates.

And he a ZambieSo try to not get bit by him(kisses are fine).
And he like chips,ice cream,pizza,money,cake,cookies,and junk food.
He mostly eats ramen

I got the Alex and he stole all my money

by Phiscally hazardous October 13, 2017

Alex

Alex is the most caring and attentive girls/guys you will ever meet. Look after her/him as she/he is really one of a kind. Alex's are goal-oriented and work tirelessly to complete their mission. Alex may have some flaws but they are comforting, protective, and are so considerate and naturally they are quite sarcastic and funny. Alex's are handsome/gorgeous and you should cherish your friendship with them. Beware they can be quite a handful and quite moody.

Everyone needs an Alex!!!!!

by I'm-bored1234 May 7, 2019

Alex

This is why we can’t have nice things and he is a big fat yeet

Alex this is why we can’t have nice things and why did you yeet that

by Ree kid November 11, 2019

Alex

Alex is a species in which noone knows and he can be tempted to stare at you for long periods of time. If you even come across an Alex I suggest your run because he can be one hell of a Runner.

"ITS ALEX EVERYBODY BACK THE FUCK AWAY"
Alex:*alex noises*

by Mymomlovesmeverymuch November 2, 2019

Alex

A fucking bitch with a 1 inch dick and tittys.

Alex is gay

by Lmlmlmlmlm February 20, 2020

Alex

smol pp

Person 1 : Hey did you hear about Alex?
Person 2 : What about him?
Person 1 : He has a smol pp.

by PotatoBoi69 February 3, 2020

Alex

One big faggot that likes to take your anal beads

Alex- Hey mckale can I borrow your anal beads. Mckale-yea sure just return them when your done 1 week later mckale never got his anal beads back THE END

by Pee pee suck 45 October 23, 2019