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You need Ozempic

You need Ozempic ” is a phrase that someone uses to call another person fat. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. You’re getting called fat.
by Idiotisafool May 25, 2024
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do you need roblox for your rabloox

what you say to anger 7 year olds but tame them with free robux like a 40 year old single mom
do you need roblox for your rabloox jack
ITS ROBUX FOR MY ROBLOX ACCOUNT AND YES
by why didn't you dab March 4, 2019
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I need a therian gf

When a guy is at his lowest point and would literally date a girl who likes to pretend she's an animal
by DDistrict December 8, 2024
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The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Is Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality
The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Is Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality
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needs of the army

If you fail your chosen AIT (Advanced Individual Training) in the Army you get put into whatever bullshit job the Army needs people in but nobody wants. I.E. you’re gonna be a cook.
Hey man did you hear about Specialist Johnson failing out of the EOD course? They gave him the ol “needs of the army”

Ah shit man I hope Johnson knows how to cook shitty scrambled eggs.
by RamenPriest83 January 14, 2022
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i need mines

when someone is in need of sexual activities; usually when feeling horny
Jon” you okay man “
mitch” yea but i need mines
by Bubblegum bubbler December 2, 2025
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You need your shit milked.

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.
provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!
by anonymous April 8, 2023
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