German Wow

This isn't your average "wow". The "German Wow" can only be applied to something so horrendous that it is almost as catastrophic as the world wars. This can be a reply to an extremely offensive or inappropriate comment or hearing news that changes your or someone else's life, usually in a bad way. It was invented by my family after watching a tv series where different countries compete in a series of physical challenges (Beastmaster).

Luke: "What did the German say to the Jew when they bumped into each other?"
Adam: "What..."
Luke: "I did Nazi Jew there!"
Adam: "German Wow..."
Or
Luke: "I recently found out my ex-girlfriend had sex with my Dad..."
Adam: "I'm so sorry man, that sucks."
Luke: "She keeping the child."
Adam: "German Wow..."

by KOLDKIDX January 21, 2022

wow so sexy

One of the many random phrases Na Jaemin has said- I sometimes think he'll get in trouble for it

Jisung: Hi Hyung!
Lucas: Hey Jisung? Where's Jaemin
Jaemin: Hi Luc- *wow so sexy*

by Anzi Spark September 20, 2022

edi wow

How brown people say I feel bad for you but get over it. You figure out which specific brown people.

No one greeted me on my birthday today.
Edi wow.

by lawlietea October 3, 2022

Lil wow & Lil Woozy

The best rappers to ever exist in United States of America. Kayla Snyder & Hailey Mathis will go down in history for being the legends of rap

Random Person: Wtf who is Lil Wow & Lil Woozy
Other Person: Wtf wdym lil wow & lil woozy are the best rappers to exist, gtfo of here

by Skadoodle12345 October 6, 2022

wow

for when i do anything spectacular

wowwowwowwowwowwow

by dioooooooooooossssss March 11, 2022

omg wow i am fklflflshfkwgfu4y3gfi2ugfi2ugfp2igfi2gfo2

if you put it in a google doc i looks like people fighting

O O O
-()-/ /()\ |\

L L II / \ omg wow i am fklflflshfkwgfu4y3gfi2ugfi2ugfp2igfi2gfo2

O O O
-()-/ /()\ |\

L L II / \ omg wow i am fklflflshfkwgfu4y3gfi2ugfi2ugfp2igfi2gfo2

fighting guys it means

by wertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm,mnbv March 11, 2022

Wow

A word to say your amazed
A word to use when being sarcastic

Wow, your able to split?!
Wowww that’s tOTALLY awesome

by Stiky glue March 16, 2022