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Kennel Dog

A name for a person who eats food with force, destruction, and speed. This person usually takes massive, deep throat bites, that require minimal chewing. The face doesn't get 2 inches above the plate unless deep throating an item.
"Look at the Jeff the kennel dog housin that burrito!!" "Jeff's kennel doggin that pizza, watch your fingers!!!
by R. Timmer December 7, 2010
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Doofus Dog

An underground upcoming rapper who makes very vulgar music. His main platforms are SoundCloud and YouTube. He drops new music every week.
"After listening to Doofus Dog, my perspective on life changed."
"I LOVE DOOFUS DOG!"
by Ronald Sniffre July 30, 2023
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wok the dog

Oriental method of cooking cuts of canine, sometimes stir-flied, sometimes stewed. Means of preparing Frydo.
We know the burglar was Chinese: they always finish the kid's math homework and wok the dog.
by Dick Hofheimer October 25, 2009
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Tubby Dog

Arabian Goggles with Chili.

While sitting on the face of another person with your balls on their eyes, dick on their forehead, take a big shit in their mouth.
He passed out drunk at the party and one of the guys gave him a Tubby Dog.
by Chili_lover_extreme_155758 September 13, 2011
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Cute dogs

Dogs that are cute
by Britney's dogs October 6, 2016
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Ham-dogged

Completely hammered drunk.
I got so ham-dogged last night, I feel like shit today.
by PureCharger February 22, 2008
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Cigarette dog

A dog that looks like it smells of cigarette smoke or an unpleasant smell due to the owner whose house might reek of cigarette smoke or an unpleasant smell. The dog is usually small, skittish, has excessive or lack of fur, gross looking, malnourished and usually has an orange/brown tint of tear stains on their fur near their eyes making it seem like they haven’t been bathed in years.
Sally’s Shih Tzu is such a cigarette dog. It looks like it hasn’t seen water and soap in months and its lazy eye is starting to freak me out.
by Redcloud136 February 11, 2021
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