A 1999 born Floridan baby brother who, LITERALLY, smokes all day, every day. Every second of every minute of every hour of every day of every week, month, and year and can still have a functioning adult life. Someone who's life is more on track than the average adult who doesn't smoke.
#Mystonerlittlebrotherhasabetteradultlifethanme
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#Mystonerlittlebrotherhasabetteradultlifethanme
#CJH05111999
"Dude, have you seen the 2022 Stoner? I wish I could be that cool."
"2022 Stoner is the new kind of cool"
"2022 Stoner is who I wanna be when I grow up!"
"2022 Stoner is the new kind of cool"
"2022 Stoner is who I wanna be when I grow up!"
by ThatGirl04221998 July 22, 2022
Get the 2022 Stonermug. “I smoked four times this week and started to find crayola coloring sheet done as if done by Van Gogh around my apartment. I guess coloring is my stoner skill!”
by AngusStarbies January 17, 2021
Get the stoner skillmug. A ghetto stoner is a stoner basically a broke struggle stoner that uses bottle bongs and tinfoil pipes, quarter and pill bottle for a grinder, regular ol writing paper and gum wrappers and tries conserving as much weed as possible because they don't know when the next time they will get their hands on some more weed
Person 1: hey man want to light up today
Person 2: naw man I can't I'm runnin outta weed
Person 1: ah I see
Person 2: yup that's what happened when you’re like me a mf ghetto stoner
Person 2: naw man I can't I'm runnin outta weed
Person 1: ah I see
Person 2: yup that's what happened when you’re like me a mf ghetto stoner
by Yeemo_boi_666 January 22, 2022
Get the ghetto stonermug. Someone who believes that any problem whether it’s small or big it can be fixed by smoking marijuana and someone who believes that any activity they do will be better if they are stoned.
Person 1: hey Matt do you wanna go bowling Tonight?
Person 2: yeah would love too but I’ll have a quick joint before wanna join? Cuz I’m a stoner ofc
Person 2: yeah would love too but I’ll have a quick joint before wanna join? Cuz I’m a stoner ofc
by Mitchell271jonnys June 1, 2018
Get the Stonermug. Being attracted to the type of rebel/bad boy (or sometimes girl) who is clearly using drugs of some variety.
Guy 1: Dude, is she seriously flirting with that skater pothead?
Guy 2: Yeah, she has a total stoner boner.
Guy 2: Yeah, she has a total stoner boner.
by Lillykins January 30, 2015
Get the Stoner bonermug. 1. Stoner boner is when you craving some loud ass tree
2. Stoner Boner is when you smell some gas tree around you
2. Stoner Boner is when you smell some gas tree around you
1. “aye nigga I got a Stoner Boner let’s cop some tree”
“My Stoner Boner senses are tingling, you smell that ? “
“My Stoner Boner senses are tingling, you smell that ? “
by Muñañyo March 4, 2021
Get the Stoner Bonermug. When a person, typically a college student, or a twenty something, who smokes marijuana mainly during the summer break and much less/none during the Fall and Winter semesters.
Dealer: "I'll be on campus for all of fall semester, so hmu if you need any."
Buyer: "It's all good; I'm a summer stoner."
Buyer: "It's all good; I'm a summer stoner."
by sidetoside July 29, 2017
Get the summer stonermug.