When you’re asked to take a break from pooping a massive load so someone else can use the bathroom and then coming back to resume your poop.
by lucyiscoo1 May 6, 2021
Get the intermission poopmug. the act of deficating on 45° waxed paper slides, with the goal being to have the fastest poo down the 'chute'.
athletes take care to prepare their feces in advance, to be streamlined, yet sluppery.
racers can choose from slalom, time trial, or side by side racing.
athletes take care to prepare their feces in advance, to be streamlined, yet sluppery.
racers can choose from slalom, time trial, or side by side racing.
shooting poop for all your worth, racing poop down a sluppry slide for death or glory. "poop racing"
by rndmvoo February 20, 2009
Get the poop racingmug. you: “*word*”
you: “oh no i didnt mean to type that it just pooped up on my keyboard”
someone: “muehehehhe..😈😈😈 u poop up now”
you: “oh no i didnt mean to type that it just pooped up on my keyboard”
someone: “muehehehhe..😈😈😈 u poop up now”
by justiceforthesillyers March 31, 2023
Get the poop upmug. the fear of not being able to poop in the comfort of your own bathroom before you have to go somewhere. this is especially common amongst morning poopers and if you think about it too much it can actually prevent the ability to poop.
i have to meet my peeps for breakfast early this morning and it's giving me poop anxiety.
i had to catch an early morning flight and it caused massive poop anxiety. luckily i was able to go right before i was about to walk out the door.
man my stomach is killing me! i had major poop anxiety this morning and i still haven't been able to go.
i had to catch an early morning flight and it caused massive poop anxiety. luckily i was able to go right before i was about to walk out the door.
man my stomach is killing me! i had major poop anxiety this morning and i still haven't been able to go.
by phrederick December 21, 2014
Get the poop anxietymug. A rare occurrence for most. But for a select, fortunate few this can happen on a number of occasions in their lifetime.
n; The finely smooth turd slides out with ease and leaves no need for a wipe. Just when you think it can't get better you look down to admire the specimen you've created to realize that it has vanished all the way down the toilet without the need for a flush.
Perfection Poop.
n; The finely smooth turd slides out with ease and leaves no need for a wipe. Just when you think it can't get better you look down to admire the specimen you've created to realize that it has vanished all the way down the toilet without the need for a flush.
Perfection Poop.
Sally: "Did you just...?"
Anthony: "Yes. I produced my first Perfection Poop."
Sally: "I love you so much."
Anthony: "Yes. I produced my first Perfection Poop."
Sally: "I love you so much."
by damountainous October 23, 2011
Get the Perfection Poopmug. The sensation you get when you need to shit, any you feel your bowls trying to push out the turd while your anus tries to hold it bac.
by Matyno_ May 15, 2016
Get the Poop cringesmug. "as the tail end of my evening poop slid out of my buttcheeks, a wide pooping smile rolled over my face"
by b3nis March 8, 2018
Get the pooping smilemug.