Alex

Alex is the name of someone who shits on the carpet.

Bob: hey see that guy over there. Carl: yeah his name is Alex I heard he took a shit on the floor. Don’t be his friend he might shit on you.

by Bobs ya uncle June 12, 2018

Alex

This person is super annoying but a good friend

Just saying if you want to be his friend then get ready for the random chats and get ready to be annoyed

Alex u annoying

by Hello my name is BOBIK March 14, 2019

Alex

He has a girthy long cock and everyone wants to suck it. He has a good personality and great humor. And has more girls than anyone.

Alex is very funny.

by Sksn de April 1, 2021

Alex

He will be the biggest asshole you’ve ever met, not abusive just a lil morbid. But you can’t help but finding yourself love him. He’s the most talented, a smart ass, hard working, fun as fuck to be with, crazy, very smart, hilarious, sweet when he wants to be and completely honest person about everything. You love} him because he’s your best friend, even tho he’s a asshole sometimes.

Alex: my lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my birthday.

Me: okay so, what’d they get you?

Alex: a Rolex. But I’m not sure they understood when I said “I wanna watch”

by smartfucker37 June 9, 2018

Alex

A person who shouldn't feel like they are nothing someone who is something.
Who is more than something.
Alex is loved, is needed, and is important.
And they shouldn't even consider the fact that they are worthless
You're all I think about that's how much you matter.

Alex means so much to me!

by Shrek's Lover January 8, 2020

Alex

A small Midget like kid

For example: I know he looks like Alex right

by GetFUCKED007 March 8, 2019

Alex

Not all heroes wear capes but Alex has stage 4 cancer so it does not matter at all.
He’ll be dead soon.

Aled: Do you know Alex?
George : Oh that guy who dates someone who looks like his sister?

Nivid: It’s alright he lives in Alabama

by Aled James October 30, 2018