Chief Barking Spider

"Chief Barking Spider" is a euphemism describing an individual who is known to fart extensively.

It can also be used to describe an extraordinarily raunchy fart.

Use 1: Man, Kevin sure is one heck of a Chief Barking Spider.

Use 2: Holy cow! Do you smell that? Who let in Chief Barking Spider?

by Shackle April 2, 2010

Spider like fingers

You pronounce spider like 'speeder' spider like fingers comes from a fanfiction I once read when I was six, I will never be the same.

You see that izaya lad over there with that girl who looks traumatised he has spider like fingers

by I can crack my neck August 18, 2018

Brazilian Wandering Spider

A spider commonly found in the Amazon rainforest that will give you a 4 hour long painful erection that will eventually kill you.

Brazilian Wandering spider was mentioned in this way on Gradeaundera's video called Phobias

by YoloMenace001 March 31, 2020

Spider-man Fever

Having the feeling, obsession, fascination and delusion of being Spiderman and/or Peter Parker after watching a Spiderman movie.

Also not limited to other Spidermen/women from the marvel multiverse

Nate and James after watching Spiderman - Across the Spiderverse

Nate - Man my uncle died just died, I hope it was a canon event.

James - Seriously dude? You have a good case of Spider-man fever.

by CasiopeaEnjoyer45 July 3, 2023

barking tree spiders

a huge loud ass fart near or around a camp fire.

"damn those barking tree spiders ar really loud tonigt.

by mronesuit August 12, 2009

Brazilian Boner Spider

Also known as the Brazilian Wandering Spider, this bad-ass spider is from Brazil. If this guy bites you, your dick is going to be harder than cold steel for, like, eight hours. So much so, that it might rip the skin.

After being bitten and experiencing the aformentioned rock-solid 8-hour bone, one may die or at least experience impotence for life.

The only cure to this impotence is another bite from the boner spider! Once again, this may cause death, but you will also experience a wild, 8-hour boner.

"So I went to Brazil, and met this chick at Carnivale, but I was so drunk that I couldn't get it up. Then, this spider bit me. I think it was called the Brazilian Boner Spider. Anyway, we got it on for like 8 hours. It hurt a lot, but you know what they say: when in Rome. After we finished, she left and I almost died. After 6 weeks in a dirty Brazilian hospital, I was finally able to come home. Now I can't get a boner any more. I'm thinking about buying one of those spiders and have it bite my dick every time I'm ready to get it on."

by boner_enthusiast February 20, 2012

Spider web pussy

an elderly female that has not had dick in a long time and she gets spider web in her vagina.

Larry: Man this lady opened her legs in front of me and she said to fuck her, and I looked down and seen spider webs and I changed my mind. I changed my mind. I said I can't hit that old spider web pussy.

by Everythingzen March 12, 2015