Soomer

Person who is a mindless vessel for the will of big corporations, ready to consume with little to no skepticism or discernment about the objective quality of the product.

When corporate American says "time to consume product", the soomer says "yes, corporations, right away."

"Pete bought the new iPhone that's $800 and doesn't even have any new useful features."

"I'm not surprised, he's a soomer after all."

"I will not go see that shitty new movie, I'm not some soomer who will pay no matter what."

by therewenttrouble January 13, 2021

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Soobuwu

Soob uwu is a license plate

That car says soobuwu

by Beenywastaken June 3, 2021

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Related Words

SooN • soos • sook • soof • Soob • soop • sool • sookie • soosh • soot

Wilbur Soot

Another word for Doctor Doom

“Do you know who the traitor was Tommy?
It was Wilbur Soot”
-Technoblade

by LteEeeeeee December 31, 2020

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sooo unfortunate / hellov unfortunate

Both "sooo unfortunate" and "hellov unfortunate" convey a non-desirable incidence or state of existence, with emphasis on fate's lack of contribution of overall fortune to the situation. The distinction between the two words separated by slashmaster " / " lies particularly in the fact that "sooo unfortunate" has the definite implication that the lack of fortune has exceeded the norm, while "hellov unfortunate" simply claims that the lack of fortune is great in magnitude, though not surpassing any desired standard. Furthermore "soo unfortunate" is used preferrably as an adjective, while "hellov unfortunate" can also be adverbial.

Demonstration of "sooo unfortunate / hellov unfortunate":
That one bitch, whose name a nigga ain't gonna say, was getting hellov unfortunate on Arjun's couch; it was sooo unfortunate.

by nesiasmoka October 5, 2005

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