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titty-queef

A titty-queef, or tittie-queef, or TQ, is the act of expelling air from between or under one or both titties due to flapping against the chest during a sexual act.
Guy: "Yo, gurl, did you just titty-queef?"
Gurl: "No, I just normal queefed."
by meowforfuckssake October 21, 2014
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Fart-queef

When a lady is sitting with her legs crossed and she farts, the fart continues up the lips and exits by the bean. It shall make a 'queef noise'.
Katie was eating kale chips on the couch and let a fart-queef out.
by Kalechipsandfarts January 7, 2021
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Sonic Queef

A extremely wet queef which breaks the sound barrier
Example: Man 1: Yo what was the sound last night?
Man 2: My girlfriend sonic queefed while we were fucking, sorry bro.
by John Willcox December 15, 2016
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mouth queef

Mouth queef.
The sound someone makes when they are looking at an items price tag and realize they can't afford it.
Mouth queef
Go'quesha. "How mush dos is"
Bill. "Thirty dollars"
Go'quesha. "Pfffffff. Dat tew much". (Pats weave)
mouth queef mouf
by Wdh29577 September 7, 2016
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Jiggle queef

When your friend closes the door to your Rust base right when you were about to enter.
Liam: *closes the door right in Katie's face*
Katie: Damn it, Liam just jiggle queef'd me.
by KatiePlayz_ October 10, 2022
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Backdraft Queef

When a fart follows your ass crack forward into your vagina. A specific periscope fart that only affects women.
I was sitting down and my fart became a backdraft queef and I had to refart my fart.
by strawberry1990 December 9, 2019
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Queef Addict

A busy gal who spends most of everyday pulling on labias to the point they resemble low hanging curtains....but more like a "meat" curtain, if you will. These hanging pieces of flesh are easily and often aroused as they get a rush of vibration from the nearby vulva expelling trapped gas, similar to what happens with an anus minus the feces scent and do add the tuna fish spoiled cannery left outside a month scent instead.
My Grandma taught courses back in the 1950s at high school. It was girls only and she taught bad habits to avoid doing as young lady adults. The most attention went to the absolute need to not become a QUEEF ADDICT, as the husband is already stressed that he has to spend his life mounting a huge volcano of matted hair pie when the reproducing goes on.
by QUEEFANELLA FISHBERG-POOT November 8, 2020
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