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Pineapple

Why the fuck are you even looking this up it is pointless and stupid you have to have 0 brain cells to even think of looking this up
Man 1: Bro have you looked at the definition of pineapple

Man 2: No I am not a retarded fuck
by Succ it February 10, 2019
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Pineapple

A code word that's used for when a guy from LFG or a new guy in your raid group (usually there because your regular isn't) fucks up and you need the leader to kick him. You should use it in a sentence to avoid alerting the newbie. Other members will typically agree with your statement of pineapples (they want the newbie kicked, too) or disagree (they want to give the newbie another chance)
Newbie: *Stands on the wrong plate for the fourth time, fucking up the raid mechanic for the fourth time, causing yet another wipe*
Me: You know, I have a sudden craving for a pineapple right now. Anyone else?
Other four regulars: *Say they like or crave pineapples in various ways*
Newbie, desperate to fit in: I LOVE pineapple!
The rest of us: *choke back laughter*
Leader: I gotta go in my menu. Just a sec... *buttons clicking in background*
Screen: (Newbie username) has left the party.
Game notifications: (Newbie username) has departed.
Us five: *Burst out laughing at the fact that the newbie unwittingly signed his own death warrant.*
by kyliestocks is a w**** September 22, 2019
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Pineapple sex

When a man carves a hole in a pineapple and proceeds to fuck the pineapple.
by Chair made of potatoes November 28, 2020
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pineapple

when a women has such a hairy butt hole it resembles a pine apple with a nice firm bottom and a sprouting top u can't miss and would have to get rid off to enjoy that amazing fruit
damn that girl had a pineapple or i would of got lucky last night i ran out the door with nightmares
by 1337 gamer is me December 22, 2015
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Pineapple hairs

Word created by Anix, meaning you don't know what the real word is for the spiky things on top of a pineapple so you call it pineapple hairs.
I don't know what those green things are callled, so I'll call them pineapple hairs.
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Pineapple hairs

a word to describe the weird spiky green bits on the top of a pineapple. Made up once again by the lovely beautiful anix.
"make sure to cut off the pineapple hairs before you eat the pineapple."
by yourlocalfriendlyperson June 17, 2020
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