Pumpkin Protector

Someone who got cheated on.
Comes from the saying “cheater cheater pumpkin eater”. Someone who doesn’t “eat the pumpkin” (the cheater) is the protector.

After getting cheated on, she became a pumpkin protector, and vowed to never be a cheater.

by xoxojordn December 1, 2022

Fudge Pumpkin

It is said of the act of release a compact turd, due to urge or due to drunkenness, inside a Halloween carved pumpkin.

Last week's Halloween party was so insanely awesome that I got to see one of the gals make a '''Fudge Pumpkin''' in the backyard.

by Imperador dos 10K Calendários December 26, 2023