1) A little piece of poop with string tied to it so you can drag it along.
2) Someone who is being totally lame.
2) Someone who is being totally lame.
- Person A: Dude, check out my poop tugboat!
Person B: That thing is sick, dootang!
-- Person A: That part was banana splits off the nuts crunchin, but Mike was being such a poop tugboat.
Person B: Heck yeah, he being totally lame city.
Person B: That thing is sick, dootang!
-- Person A: That part was banana splits off the nuts crunchin, but Mike was being such a poop tugboat.
Person B: Heck yeah, he being totally lame city.
by nicoga3000 December 9, 2010
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by Cornelius Dickilus April 12, 2009
Get the Bum Poop mug.When you’re asked to take a break from pooping a massive load so someone else can use the bathroom and then coming back to resume your poop.
by lucyiscoo1 May 6, 2021
Get the intermission poop mug.the act of deficating on 45° waxed paper slides, with the goal being to have the fastest poo down the 'chute'.
athletes take care to prepare their feces in advance, to be streamlined, yet sluppery.
racers can choose from slalom, time trial, or side by side racing.
athletes take care to prepare their feces in advance, to be streamlined, yet sluppery.
racers can choose from slalom, time trial, or side by side racing.
shooting poop for all your worth, racing poop down a sluppry slide for death or glory. "poop racing"
by rndmvoo February 20, 2009
Get the poop racing mug.A rare occurrence for most. But for a select, fortunate few this can happen on a number of occasions in their lifetime.
n; The finely smooth turd slides out with ease and leaves no need for a wipe. Just when you think it can't get better you look down to admire the specimen you've created to realize that it has vanished all the way down the toilet without the need for a flush.
Perfection Poop.
n; The finely smooth turd slides out with ease and leaves no need for a wipe. Just when you think it can't get better you look down to admire the specimen you've created to realize that it has vanished all the way down the toilet without the need for a flush.
Perfection Poop.
Sally: "Did you just...?"
Anthony: "Yes. I produced my first Perfection Poop."
Sally: "I love you so much."
Anthony: "Yes. I produced my first Perfection Poop."
Sally: "I love you so much."
by damountainous October 23, 2011
Get the Perfection Poop mug.The sensation you get when you need to shit, any you feel your bowls trying to push out the turd while your anus tries to hold it bac.
by Matyno_ May 15, 2016
Get the Poop cringes mug.The result of sperm being contained in a human anus and retrieving far to quickly, resulting in an explosive blow containing a stew composed of excrements and seamen.
by snarf dragon September 20, 2014
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