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office twat

The one person who among the rest really goes that extra mile to being bossy, and most of all, ALWAYS thinks they’re right and their way is always the best.
Omg Julie you’re such an office twat, no one thinks you’re always right.
by Lollipopxxx October 20, 2017
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French office meeting

Verb: The act of a lady being in the middle stall of a restroom, getting fucked in the mouth via 1 glory hole, and getting fucked in the cooch or ass via another glory hole.

If a man is in that middle position, that's called a Roman Salute.
I'm on my period, so I used the rear end for the french office meeting. Unfortunately, I also ate taco bell, so he got some poop noodle.
by Velvet Condoms January 25, 2025
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Office

For the most part, theres two kinds of people that get elected. Theres the kind that would allow people to shame or disrespect them out of an office and resign (no matter the reason given), and theres the kind you'd have to kill (the worst kind). If you're the first kind of person by nature, Trump wants you to vote, since you think you can change things. Back in the Middle ages, if the king wasnt dead, he was still the king, there were no elections. Besides the facade of free elections and newer technology, has anything really changed?
What would you do if you had an office? Would you let a bunch of people you didnt know, didnt know you, and who you didnt give a fuck about take it from you?
by Solid Mantis September 25, 2020
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Res life office

The act of smoking weed residue out of a bowl
John: can you take me to the res life office?

Me: sure I'll go get a bowl
by Gordon bombay613 November 14, 2011
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Office roomba

The sole person left working alone at the office building, often by choice, who runs around trying to keep on top of all tasks.
Q: Is Sharon still not working from home?
A: No, she's totally the office roomba.
by MegaHuge June 25, 2021
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Combine officer-27

a guy who likes terraria and gmod
combine officer-27 is a fucking cunt
by combine officer-27 March 4, 2021
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Future Officer

Future Officer is a person who has the courage and dedication to serve the country in the future. They aspire to join the armed forces and protect their nation. A future officer has the ability to face the unknown and that is the quality that makes a this person a true warrior.
The top most priority of future officers is to give their best and to show that they are not afraid of anything and to sacrifice everything for the country.
They want to serve the nation and their dream is to see India safe.
"Hey, she is preparing to give her SSB this December. She is a Future Officer"
"He is so brave, he stood up to that pervert. He seems to be a future officer material"
by FAO Academy November 26, 2021
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