SIMP

Another name for ONLYUSEmeBLADE aka Brian Rizzo. He got that name because he pursues whales and pays them money and sends them dick picks even though they have boyfriends and shit themselves.

Looks like SIMP on the phone again doing a paypal

by Yoooodawg February 24, 2020

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Harish.

Me: Unfortunately, I dreamed that I married Harish.
My friend: but why is that a bad thing?
Me: cuz I can't marry a simp

by simp4ever April 24, 2020

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A simp is typically named John, john tends to put bros to the side and ditch the boys on Saturdays to hang out with his girl, her name is typically abby.

Simp: a boy that puts a girl before da bois

by Thetruthandnothingbutthetruth- August 3, 2020

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To spend excessive time with a girl that will never love you.

Someone who’s in denial, excessively persistent over someone who’s not worth it

Person 1-That girl is not worth your energy,

Bart- It’s not like that
Person 1- you will catch feelings
Bart- No I won’t

Person 1- Don’t be a simp

by Spaiid June 4, 2020

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A loser 'nice guy' that knows he's getting catfished but is so desperate for attention from a (fake) pretty girl that he refuses to see all the blatantly obvious signs. He'll literally still shell out hundreds of dollars for her approval even though she's not even a real person.

A: Lmao this Alex kid is so desperate for 'female' attention that he bought me a $60 video game AND a Nintendo Switch. This was after he expressed concerns that I wasn't even a real person.

K: Wow, guess he would do anything to believe someone actually cared about his meaningless existence. What a fuckin simp.

by Short and Stubby Alex August 7, 2020

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