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i could fuck johnny all day if that is possible.....just looking at him makes me horny ;)hes got a nice ass may i add....very sexy. i love him
if johnny walked into my room....right now....i would run up to him and caress him....i would caress him all day and all night....and u kno what that means
by Jackie December 20, 2003
An internet meme that orignated from sega's "Shadow The Hedgehog." In a level cutscene shadow is looking for the 4th chaos emerald and he see's Tails who has the damn 4th chaos emerald.
by jared the hedgehog November 18, 2011
A phrase coined by Channel 2 anchorman Frank Vitchard when his left arm was sliced off at the San Diego zoo.
by Nic Herbs December 13, 2005
Used to caption short videos that tend to be of people doing something random like dancing, running, shaking rapidly or looking shocked, using the song Roman Holiday by Nicki Minaj, the video in question usually being sped up. Idk why people say this tbh
by twoodle on YouTube May 24, 2019
Punch line to the joke listed below.
Made popular by a scene in the movie Black Sheep where Chris Farely's character is loudly heard telling the punchline. Abscence of the body of the joke in the movie led many to believe the joke did not really exist and there was only a punchline.
Made popular by a scene in the movie Black Sheep where Chris Farely's character is loudly heard telling the punchline. Abscence of the body of the joke in the movie led many to believe the joke did not really exist and there was only a punchline.
Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.
"Horrible, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.
The teacher corrected, "Johnnie, we say 'rectum.'"
Little Johnnie replied "Rectum? Damn near killed him!"
"Horrible, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.
The teacher corrected, "Johnnie, we say 'rectum.'"
Little Johnnie replied "Rectum? Damn near killed him!"
by JKKendrick December 26, 2009
This is the punchline of complete joke:
Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.
"Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.
She said, "Rectum."
"Wrecked him?" Johnnie said. "Damn near killed him!"
Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.
"Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.
She said, "Rectum."
"Wrecked him?" Johnnie said. "Damn near killed him!"
by ax949 October 09, 2003