Luke is an asshole. If you want an abusive manipulative probably gay man then Luke is the guy for you! He has many skills like not being able to wake up without his mommy telling him too and having the emotional age of a preschooler!
Someone that sounds fun to be around until you’re actually around him. Drops/knocks over anything in reaching distance. He is your best friend but you will question the friendship after he spills something again. Gets girls but has absolutely no game.
Friend 1: I hung out with Luke last night.
Friend 2: how long did it take you to clean up