Luke kelly

A very fat boy that stinks of smegma

Luke kelly is seen riding his ped around northwich ends

by mjacko lid February 22, 2022

Charlie Kelly

Someone who takes dih and gets no girls

Bro that guy is soo Charlie Kelly he gets no bitches

by BHank May 18, 2025

Anna Kelly

the most annoying, ugliest, obsessive, stick figure, no ass, no titties, big foreheaded bitch. who is gonna get their shit rocked because they talk too much. calls other people a “hoe” but made out with 8 girls in one night.

random person: “anna has b00bs”
random person: “she’s flatter than a board.”
Anna Kelly is disgusting.

by urgoldfish February 25, 2022

James P Kelly

Name; Of Irish origin. It means short fucking midget!

Hey looks it’s a James P Kelly.

by Astrawire July 17, 2024

The dirty Kelly jackpot

The act of inserting a roll of quarters in a woman’s ass, pulling her arm down like a slot machine then watch her shit out 40 quarters.

Hey Seb! I gave our secretary “The dirty Kelly jackpot” last night and it was great! The sound of the change coming out made me feel like I won at the casino!

by Goose1769 March 28, 2025

Kelly Linguine

The hottest-coolest time in Texas.

I'd love to slurp up a plate of Kelly Linguine.

by Murf Ursh August 8, 2021

Kelly-ism

When it is agenst a persons (moral) religion to be mean or hurt someone's feelings on purpose without an apology and/or a reason for the treatment of that person. A person who's religion is very childlike. With the mind of a toddler and the attention span of a squirrel. Is destracted easily and enjoys coloring. Also can be called a kellyist.

Dude: Yo man that guy keeps messing with her, why dont she do anything?
Other guy: Naw man, she won't, she's into Kelly-ism.

Dude: Hey amber what's up?
Amber:Coloring, hey, why is the sky blue!
Dude: Wait, what? Are you a kellyist?
Amber: What were we talking about again?
Dude: *sigh* NEVERMIND amber. NEVERMIND.

by Big seans little baby March 5, 2013