jonathan Simmons

A civil Asian man that is very well crafted with automobiles and talks about naruto constantly. He is.. a very hard worker at chick fila and he loves to eat rice in the mornings.
by Master Officer November 21, 2021
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Jonathan Davis

A very cool guy. He's got cool vocals.
Me: BRO JONATHAN DAVIS IS SO COOL
Some little shit: who tf even is that guy stfu
by JonathanDavisIsVeryVERYcool January 31, 2023
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Jonathan Poneman

Complete douchebag, co-founder of the lame ass Seattle record label Sub Pop Records, no talent whatsoever.

And by the way, it was Jonathan Poneman and Bruce Pavitt in agreement with David Geffen (Records); on behalf of Courtney Love and the Seattle Police Department - to plan stage and whack (murdered) Kurt Cobain.

Why? You ask? For profit!
People still will never figure out that sneaky Jonathan Poneman and co. whacked Kurt Cobain. The truth may never come out, Nirvana fans! Sad sad sad.
by Krazee Rob July 03, 2019
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Jonathan Reyes

"Damn, Jonathan Reyes is so lame."
by jaimee marie January 06, 2015
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Jonathan Banks

the kid named finger. he plays Michael Ehrmantraut in Breaking Bad and it's spin-off prequel, Better Call Saul.
Jonathan Banks is so cool! He's my favorite actor from all of Vince Gilligan's shows!
by KIDNAMED893282 August 20, 2022
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Jonathan Day

A guy that will knock on your door and not run only to stand there and make the situation a little bit more uncomfortable.
Jonathan also likes to drink beer and go missing on the beach.
It’s all fun and games until Jonathan Day goes missing
by PantyDroppinGT June 19, 2018
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jonathan higgins

The coolest mother fucker around, usually awesome
"Hey were you chillin with Jonathan Higgins? Man i wish i was you."
by xochosinkox October 16, 2013
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