The action of "swiping" you or someone elses mo-hawk (at least 4 inches in length) vertically, in a downward motion, through the ass crack of another, ideally pants-less, individual. The desired result is a new, undesirable stench on the "shit-hawker's" mo-hawk as well as a startled, awkward, forward thrusting motion from the victim of the "Shit-hawk."
Guy with mo-hawk "That stupid fucker just stole my beer and took his pants off!!"
Other guy: "go Shit-hawk his ass!"
(mo-hawk man takes other guys advice, "shit-hawks" the beer stealing nudist, and retrieves beer and forces the nudist to leave.)
Other guy: "go Shit-hawk his ass!"
(mo-hawk man takes other guys advice, "shit-hawks" the beer stealing nudist, and retrieves beer and forces the nudist to leave.)
by Placentapede March 27, 2010
Get the Shit-Hawkmug. by Zone6don November 19, 2020
Get the Mow hawkmug. teacher: who put “mike hawk” as their username
classmate: giggles
other student: stfu that’s not funny at all
classmate: giggles
other student: stfu that’s not funny at all
by greedier jesus January 5, 2022
Get the Mike hawkmug. A more common hockey player phrase used to describe a guy who hooks up with women who are of a more plump nature.
by dportal June 20, 2011
Get the grease hawkmug. by etymologycrusader June 24, 2024
Get the hawk tuahmug. a lonely human that is usually isolated from society often refers to gingers, people with acne or generally depressed people.
by Declan Parry February 7, 2009
Get the hawkmug. The sound one makes right before spitting on that thang. This move is typically done in bed but is not limited to that location and is usually done in a forceful manner.
I met a real nice girl last week while in Tennessee, she took me home and proceeded to suck the soul out of my body after spitting on my thang...the last thing I remember was her making a "hawk-tuah" sound, my thang got all wet and then my soul left my body.
by Mr. Poopy B. June 20, 2024
Get the hawk-tuahmug.