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grand theft anal

When you're fucking a female prostitute doggystyle in the pussy, then suddenly without concent or warning, you pull your schlong completely out of her, then reinsert it deep into her asshole while yelling "I ain't payin' extra for this!" Thus, you are guilty of Grand Theft Anal!
Jerome: Man, that hoe Trisha who works the corner of 3rd and Jefferson told me she charges $50 extra dollars for anal.
Me: Don't be a fool, no ones ever been formally charged with Grand Theft Anal. Just stick it in her ass and yell "I ain't payin' extra for this."

Grand Theft Anal
by Dyl-Doe Brown June 26, 2016
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Grand Theft Audio

When the music at your party/gath is absolutely utterly fucking ass, so you steal the Bluetooth connection to the speaker to play some better fucking music.
by JimmyNeutron'sMrWhippyHeadass January 13, 2023
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Klamath Grand Slammer

When the second cock doesn’t knock your Copenhagen out of your mouth.
After three Klamath Jammers, he finally managed a Klamath Grand Slammer!
by The Natist June 11, 2021
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Sakhir Grand Prix

A FIA™ FORMULA 1 Race held at the Sakhir Circuit in Bahrain
Mercedes did a Fuckup at the Sakhir Grand Prix
by HiveMynd January 30, 2021
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grand slam

when a guy cums on some ones face and then slams his penis across their face
by lui rodriguez May 30, 2007
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Ariana Grande

Her concert was a blast. Well she didn’t get it
by Flkdjdj April 19, 2019
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grand prix poo

The grand prix poo,the first poo stops the the rest coming out, once it has the rest follow very fast.Just like the pace car in F1. once it pulls into the pits all of the race cars accelerate and race to the finish
This feels like a grand prix poo
by shinyarse September 26, 2007
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