national give your gf flower day

Today is the day you need to appreciate your girl by giving some flower cause why not

Boy: Here are some flowers babe
Girl: oh my god thank you so much. But why though

Boy: no reason, it’s National give your gf flower day and I just want to appreciate you.
Girl: Oh my gosh thank you so much. I love youuuu

by Just a lover babe May 12, 2024

Flower Ashworth

failure reject

It means your a failure because you flower ashworth.

by Daisycrown January 20, 2019

go eat a flower

a funny, more feminine way to say go fuck yourself pussy boi. used most commonly like the phrases fuck off, fuck u, eat shit etc. also used in a nerdy reference too.

ya whatever go eat a flower dude

by hardcore13 June 19, 2017

Clown's Flower

Analogy of female ejaculation.

I went down on her like a parched Spaniel when she squirted in my face like a clown's flower.

by Chilly Beef September 9, 2019

elijah flowers

a beyond normal kid from the streets of Katy, Texas some say his origin is unknown most say he emerged from the fryers as a youngling but with the help of originnegro21 he arose to be the king of burgers

dam is that elijah flowers

by jaden dingle December 16, 2023

suck a flower

when someone needs to take a chill pill and smell the roses. when someone will not let one thing go. "lighten the fuck up" but in nicer words.

Breh 1: Man you really getting on my nerves breh!

Breh 2: You telling me what breh?
Breh 1: Suck a flower breh!!!
Breh 2: You syced it!

by jpHuDi July 27, 2015

national buy ur gf flowers day

it’s in ur best bet to man up and get ur girl some flowers and post her

gf-“yk what today is?”
bf-national buy ur gf flowers day

by Tayler_williams July 31, 2023