The sweetest guy ever, he’s so loving, caring, he’s also shy and smart. He’s probably even good in bed. Anyone would be lucky to have an Eric. (he’s also only into McKenzie) So stay away or you might get stabbed😁
by 2007mb May 31, 2023
Get the Ericmug. why do you look like that
by dumbassjames November 2, 2021
Get the Ericmug. by Tyrone Dallup February 8, 2024
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Get the Ericmug. Eric the badest mother fucker on the block owns a bitch named ibzan he apso has a 10 inch penis and has the best taste in music
by Dhrhrhfbrurvru bicho September 8, 2019
Get the Ericmug. 
a man whose gas tank is perpetually on E, only runs from "teeth or badges," but somehow he gets away every time!! So don't ask him to run to the corner market for anything that u will need in the next 14hrs bc he is preoccupied being a racecar driver (check your local news reports for updates). U will NEVER be stuck anywhere with this guy bc surprise! he is a mechanic w more tricks up his sleeveless tee than inspector gadget. expert tea maker ("don't squeeze the tea bag"). a guy who is a no bs kinda man, the kind who will throw a firecracker between opposing parties when all they wanna do is pussyfoot before the fight. all told, this is a man u hope is on your team and not the guy against u. and god help u if u stand betw him and his gf.
Mark: Did you hear about the 5 hour stand-off between SWAT and that guy who lives on the corner?
Jimmy: Yeah dude, that was Eric Loftin getting the party started. I can't believe the cops didn't even find the g-ride he drove there. The cops stole his truck after they made him drive it down the mountain himself.
Jimmy: Yeah dude, that was Eric Loftin getting the party started. I can't believe the cops didn't even find the g-ride he drove there. The cops stole his truck after they made him drive it down the mountain himself.
by anonymous February 1, 2024
Get the eric loftinmug.