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cultural decay

When your culture/society creates a new low, making the culture appear non-intelligent and causes others to take them as a joke.
Jimmy Fallon and Ariana grande singing about vaccines is a prime example of cultural decay. As would she hulk twerking with Megan thee stallion.
by Rando33354 September 8, 2022
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cringe culture

the entirety of cringe culture are just a bunch of people who think it's ok to rag on kids for being kids, that's all they'll ever be
i don't have anything to say about cringe culture lmao
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Man of Culture

Just a way to say someone has good taste in porn, or just a gooner without being "mean." You will usually find comments calling people men of culture when theres a conventionally attractive woman inside a video, with more if the woman is wearing literally anything slightly revealing
"Man of Culture": Yo man look at this video.
normal person: ... Bro this just looks like what you gooned to last night. 💀
by GenericUser9212001 June 18, 2025
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Culture on the Can

noun / verb / lifestyle
kul-chur on thuh kan

1. The act of consuming culture while on the can. Literally. Figuratively. Religiously.
2. A creative agency born from the sacred scroll — crafting and curating binge-worthy, bite-sized content made for the porcelain throne.
3. That moment when your legs go numb, but you still can’t stop scrolling.
4. Where internet culture meets bathroom breaks. Fast. Funny. Unfiltered. Raw. Maybe a little too relatable.
5. A modern ritual. A movement (in more ways than one). The place where short-form genius, real talk, and your best ideas collide — while you’re handling your other business.
6. Where you go for a little peace and quiet — to laugh, think, and learn something about the world, all without leaving the stall.
7. We all get cultured on the can.
8. The toilet of popularity — the internet’s porcelain throne.
1. “Honestly? I get all my news, trends, and low-key wisdom from Culture on the Can.”
2. “My therapist said I need boundaries. I told them I already have Culture on the Can — and that’s enough inner work for me.”
3. “Was on the toilet for an hour watching Culture on the Can. Legs? Gone. Worth every second.”
4. “Culture on the Can is why I’m late to meetings. Enlightenment takes time.”
5. “Don’t bother me — this is my Culture on the Can time.”
6. “Forgot my phone — no Culture on the Can. Just me, my thoughts. 0/10. Would not recommend.”
7. “My wife thinks I’m up to something. I am: expanding my mind with Culture on the Can.”
8. “My wife gets concerned when I’m in the bathroom too long. But really, I’m just training to be a refined, informed, emotionally stable man — with Culture on the Can.”
by cultureonthecan June 26, 2025
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dark culture

Culture of hypocrisy and narrow mindedness due to religions people in India
Religious idiots in Middleeast
Example 1:
A: Wanna go to India in holidays?
B: No babe. People have dark culture mentality there. You cant have sex with GF or even drink there.

Example 2:
A: Did you hear about rape in Michigan?
B: Yeah. Its bad. I think Indians are celebrating dark culture even here.
by That Truth February 14, 2015
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Crippling Culture

Mainstream culture spread by corporate media with the intention of keeping the youth ignorant and violent.
"We don't have a gun problem, we have a crippling culture problem."
by Forkskin October 1, 2022
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Culturally Butt Hurt

Overly sensitive to perceived cultural slights
Karen was Culturally butt hurt when her frappe didn’t come back right
by Acesspotlite July 1, 2021
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