by Hydra_Agent_42 December 20, 2021
Get the Manitoba Queef mug."Sometimes it may sound like a fifty cent piece being dropped into a day old pav..."
Has also been recorded sounding like the last coffee in a broken percolator...
Has also been recorded sounding like the last coffee in a broken percolator...
"May sometimes sound like that naughty little pig being chased by an annoyed farmer...sounded like a queef wave"
by Strayawise March 26, 2022
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Get the Cronch queef mug.When a lady is sitting with her legs crossed and she farts, the fart continues up the lips and exits by the bean. It shall make a 'queef noise'.
by Kalechipsandfarts January 7, 2021
Get the Fart-queef mug.When the girls Queef smells like cheese... This is a warning that she's dirty and unwashed and to avoid hitting that at all costs as she's most likely to have an infection!
Bro! That girl I took home last night did the dirtiest quaver Queef in my face... I sent her packing, that sketty bitch!
by Naytown86 April 25, 2021
Get the Quaver Queef mug.The sweet relief of releasing feacal matter while sitting on the toilet while also engaging in the act of the sex with a person who is also releasing feacal matter into the same bowl.
Yo I did a little queef and relief with Athena last night, that was some real multitasking, but my bathroom kind of a mess.
by q&r June 5, 2021
Get the Queef and relief mug.The queef oven, although similar in some ways to the world renowned Gordon Ramsay-approved dutch oven, actually is much more...how do you say en francais? Gaysty! And really untasty! In fact, consider this your fair warning NOT to eat anything cooked in the queef oven, or the oven itself.
Fat bitch Proudtrucky Keirsten, from Pensultucky, FL, sure does like to put her daughter's poop into her queef oven. She calls that mesquite.
by Jaunty Diggles June 7, 2021
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