Definition

Something you won't find in Urban Dictionary

Person 1: Let me find the definition of this word.
Person 2: Use Urban Dictionary
Person 1: OK

TWO HOURS LATER

Doctor: You'll be alright
Person 1: dbhhnjrvbesijokdjrbhenjdjr

by AdmiralSupreme June 1, 2018

Unpopular Definition

A term I made up for a definition that defines someone they know in person. These shitty definitions are the ones that should not be on Urban Dictionary, yet people would rather keep out a definition of LPS (shitty) than one of these. Seriously guys, even Urban Dictionary thinks these definitions shouldn't exist. If you're going to keep this out, then fuck you, because you're probably a person who does these types of definitions.

Unpopular Definition

by PI55 September 20, 2018

Name Definition

pointless type of definition used 99% of time to make the person with the name reading that happy

sometimes also used to meme another person or a troll making it

Guy 1: *searches name definition* Alright. John.
14 year old girl on urbandictionary: OMG JOHN IS SO CUTE AND FUNNY I LUV HIM😳😳😳💖💖💖💖💖💖
Guy 1: stfu.

by Stupid Af July 18, 2021

DEFINITIONAL FAILURES

OVER TRESPASSING a pivotal individual that has to be HIDDEN and OVERT at the same time that has been sandwiched within a MAJOR OCCURRENCE.where that can lead to serious REPERCUSSIONS in the FUTURE by blocking the PIVOTAL INDIVIDUAL'S DEFINITIONS out of their OVERT side as to THWART the most important INVESTIGATION OF MOTIVES where you jeopardize the very FREEDOM of the OVERT as to be careless and spinoff more problems by doing as such.

Just because of a SEXUAL ORIENTATION in this world will always have immense difficulty if not HETEROSEXUAL and not only that due to historical defense "symbolisms and faulty role models" of compromise for other SEXUAL ORIENTATIONS utilized , the definitions of these MAJOR OCCURENCE ELEMENTS has been dropped due to THE TRESPASS GAME and filching petty theif behavior by HOMOSEXUAL COMMUNITY which has caused SERIOUS DEFINITIONAL FAILURES of the URBAN DICTIONARY throughout and has stifled greatly creativity and ruined a continuing sophisticated investigation to the point of URBAN DICTIONARY obstructing in many different ways as such by not embodying it's very essence of fuction OVERT* = THE SLEAZE FACTOR.

TELEPATHY "DOUBLE COVERAGE"
"GLOBAL HOMOSEXUAL FAILURE"
"GLOBAL OTHER ORIENTATION FAILURES"

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 26, 2022

Definition

Definition meaning that was bound to happen. Or something that was so easy to see coming.

Jack: Yo Jay my gf left me
Jay: Man that was definition

by The Spoker has Spoken June 16, 2021

Fake definition

This is a real definition.

Wait... is this a real definition or a fake definition???

by RealFakeMealRake January 8, 2021

High Definition

At least 2 feet away, pixels aren't noticeable to the naked eye, that means 720p and above are HD

Person1: "Hey, what resolution is that TV?"
Person2: "720p, cheapest high definition screen I could get"
Person1: "Isn't 720 kinda hard to look at?"
Person2: "Maybe if you were less than 2 feet away"
Person1: "Ah, makes sense"

by floofy neko cutie September 23, 2020