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In this day all y’all single motherfuckers get a boy friend or girlfriend. You can also ask someone out and if they say no then it never happened but if they say yes then enjoy yourself.
“He you Look single wanna date?” “Today is Get a significant other Thursday!”
by Lincoln’s wack October 16, 2019
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Flaherty will get you nowhere

What da "traditional St. Patrick's Day" humans in da world need to realize before employing sweet-talking "charmed advantages of their ancestral home-country" tactics in an attempt to solicit undue favor with others, such as being given special treatment, allowed extra leniency, etc.
Just because you've got Celtic roots and/or red hair and freckles, this does not mean that you should presume to be able to use your "luck of the Irish" strategy to weasel your way to undeserved gain or forgiveness --- generally speaking, Flaherty will get you nowhere!
by QuacksO November 14, 2020
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used instead of saying calm down, said when someone is freaking the fuck out or just snapping at you.
"you elf ass looking motha-"
"DUDE! get your dick outta your crack!"
by iamwhatieat June 22, 2012
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Get the hot tea first sis, then vouch

The phrase used when telling someone they need to get the juicy info before they get a vouch on MCM
"Get the hot tea first sis, then vouch" I say to Salesians
by EdenXera December 27, 2017
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Getting Tobin'd

The act of partaking in an unexpected drinking session with the infamous Liam Tobin. A man well known in Cornwall for being able to consume a large amount of alcohol.

A person who has been "Tobin'd" usually ends up blackout drunk, unable to find their way home, whilst often suffering injuries to the arms, legs and head falling down whilst intoxicated.
I went out last night for 1 point and ended up Getting Tobin'd.
by iTz_SiNZ_86 November 6, 2023
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get shrekt noob

a term understood mostly by ancient Greek philosophers. It has many philosophical meanings.
by the very big gay July 17, 2018
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getting banned on urban dictionary

an act that i will perform (they will do it)
i need to put getting banned on urban dictionary here to submit the post
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