by SevenHaven June 24, 2016
Get the sevenhaven syndrome mug.The act of not being able to use an app correctly or smart phone functions. May involve numerous button pushing.
I can't get this app to work and I've pressed all the buttons I can. Dude you've got hatchet syndrome walk away from the phone.
by Candygal53 June 19, 2016
Get the Hatchet syndrome mug.A medical disorder where blood flow to the penis is restricted, and may result in short limp erections. Other wise known as erectile dysfunction.
by Big Ballsy June 16, 2016
Get the Flobby Penis Syndrome mug.The chronic issue where a problem resolves itself as soon as technical support or an IT professional takes a look at the issue especially if it makes you look like an idiot.
You are an idiot that called in for a non-issue or navigation mistake and the technical support or IT professional blames it on Looming Support Syndrome to make you feel better.
by Wandering Fox June 13, 2016
Get the Looming Support Syndrome mug.Feeling that kicks in when a girl watches some romantic movie, usually Disney like High School Musical. Girl gets romantic vibes on the perfect romantic guys in the movie that do romantic stuff to show their love. After seeing it, girl starts to judge her own relationship or loses interest on normal real guys, because reality seems way too simple to the new high standards caused by a movie. Also -- HSM Syndrome.
"Why won't he drive his way to my house in the middle of the night, because that would be just so freaking romantic, but nooooo guys are just way too "lazy"!"
"Oh gosh. What a total High School Musical Syndrome..."
"Oh gosh. What a total High School Musical Syndrome..."
by Jägerbomb June 7, 2016
Get the High School Musical Syndrome mug.when a person only speaks in a high tone that sounds like the key E. often associated with teens and young adults.
Hey bro
What?
I have something to tell you.
You have e speech syndrome again?
ARE YOU FUCKING PSYCHIC????!!!!
What?
I have something to tell you.
You have e speech syndrome again?
ARE YOU FUCKING PSYCHIC????!!!!
by angrymill_mass May 28, 2016
Get the e speech syndrome mug.When a person is quiet when they walk. This usually leads to the person with Slender syndrome to scare the living hell out of any unsuspecting victim who doesn't hear them coming.
Person 1- Dude, that girl over there scared the hell out of me the other day.
Person 2- How? She looks so innocent and nice.
Person 1- She has Slender Syndrome. She's innocent and nice but quiet as hell. Watch your back.
Person 2- How? She looks so innocent and nice.
Person 1- She has Slender Syndrome. She's innocent and nice but quiet as hell. Watch your back.
by MotherDandy May 23, 2016
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