Old National

When someone’s dick is so dirty and musty, it’s equivalent to the hygiene of one of the first presidents.

Girl, I haven’t seen him shower, I am scared that dick is gonna be an Old National.

by Suejonathon May 29, 2024

national bully dennie day

on october 28th every year it is national bully dennie day, so bully anyone called dennie

man: hey is your name dennie?
woman: yes my name is dennie
man: ha lols its national bully dennie day today

by emoenemo69420 October 28, 2021

national ali and faith day

the day that ali and faith met <3

today is national ali and faith day

by iluvfaith May 1, 2021

National Little Bitch Day

May 1st - The national day for taking time to celebrate your friends who are little bitches.

Hey Jordan, what did you do for National Little Bitch Day last week?

by realmikehoncho May 6, 2022

National Littlest Pet Shop Day

October 7th is National Littlest Pet Shop Day!

Get your loved ones a meaningful gift such as a Littlest Pet Shop toy or throw a Littlest Pet Shop themed party to celebrate this wonderful day!!!

Today is National Littlest Pet Shop Day. I am going to give you a Littlest Pet Shop toy and party to show I care. Giving you a Littlest Pet Shop on National Littlest Pet Shop Day shows I care.

by hot mom38947 October 6, 2023

national give Lucas money day

“Hey bro it’s give Lucas money day”

“Ok here” 💵💵💵💵💵

Here’s money Lucas it’s national give Lucas money day

by Otbmonster April 18, 2024

National Kill Strategetic Day

This occurs on July 14th. National Kill Strategetic Day is when you GET TO FUCKING KILL HIM. I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM KLSEHRGN;.LELIKRGHBE;R/LGKHEWBR';LFIKWEHNR'GHERTHG

Console: Hey! It's National Kill Strategetic Day, it's time to do what has to be done...
Azterica: I'm grabbing the shotgun.

by Azterica July 14, 2023