The Great Head Theory

The Great Head Theory argues that if you recieve amazing head the first time you have intecourse with a partner, you should not persue a relationship with that person. As they have too much experience from previous relationships/partners. Also who gives crasy head the first time they sleep with someone, except when they a hoe?
Furthermore, the theory concludes that, when finding a partner its critical to settle for mid head.

I was considering wifing this throat goat, however The Great Head Theory convinced me to settle for someone giving less sloppy topp.

by Dr.Sloppytopp June 4, 2024

Head master

I guy so flexible he can bend over and suck his own dick with the greatest of was a cause he's so flexible

That a boy that's using your head master you got the right stuff

by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024

Bubble heading

Zoning out.

'what's up' Em?

'Sorry, what Tez? Ah no, I was just bubble heading.'

by EmGo December 3, 2017

purple python head

When a males penis head turns purple.

Man i have a purple python head

by Kayla baby June 11, 2008

Tartar head

Someone/ or a person with negative vibes only

You are such a tartar head.

by Sophicunbiased November 1, 2019

unicorn head

Unicorn Head means that a girl/guy is dressed as a unicorn while giving head so hard that the guys genitals start to turn different colors like a rainbow

Guy 1: Dude this girl last night gave me unicorn head

Guy 2: No way dude how many colors
Guy 1: All of them

by GummyBear25 May 28, 2017

Dick head

The Smith's

Those smiths are dick heads.

by #ISaidIDo December 4, 2017