National Show Your Titties Day

July 19th is the day you show your titties to someone you're comfortable with.

Person 1: Happy National Show Your Titties Day!
Person 2: Awww thank you
*Shows titties to Person 1*

by shamseddine July 19, 2021

National wear your sliders day

Come to school in your sliders! 🥿

“I love national wear your sliders day!”

by debra.mae July 19, 2021

National nudes day

20th of July is a day where everyone has to send nudes if they are asked without question

Person 1: it’s national nudes day so send me nudes.

Person 2: ok *sends nudes*

Person 1: thanks

by GlizzyLover10m July 19, 2021

National Dick Pic Mondays

It is a day that takes place every single Monday. The meaning of this day is to take a picture of your dick and send it to at least one person. If the other person sends you one back then you will have good luck for the whole week. If the other person does not send you one back, then you will have bad luck for the entire week until Friday. Saturday is a luck-roulette! This day has recently been invented and in my opinion a day to see if you can trust your friends!

Jacob didn't participate in National Dick Pic Mondays with me so now I have bad luck for the rest of the week!

by The Week-Day Maker July 20, 2021

national feet day

July 20th, also known as national feet day, is a day of the year where individuals all around the globe celebrate eachothers feet. Events will be put into place such as, barefoot races and taking selfies with your feet.

“Hey happy national feet day!”

“Yeah! To you too!

by Olololololo July 20, 2021

Crustacean nation ejaculation

When three crabs surround a dildo a take turns shoving it in someone's asshole

Sammy just had the best crustacean nation ejaculation ever

by Rattledboy July 20, 2021

Tar nation

Derogatory term used to describe black people, especially rioters, liberal activists, Democratic party supporters and criminals. Deliberately made to sound the same as the old-fashioned swear word "tarnation".

Most frequently used by blue collar populists and conspiracy theorists from the upper midwest (Wisconsin, Michigan and Minnesota). Used both by whites and latinos.

Qanon chick: CVS Pharmacy is nothing but a scam promoted by an unholy alliance of the deep state and the tar nation!

Guy: What happened to that Walmart? I just saw lost of police there today.
9/11 Truther: Tar nation rioters broke into it last night and robbed the place clean.

by LeonCiolgoszLeonCiolgoszz July 23, 2021