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national wank over ex day

on the 10th october every year it’s the time where u hunt down the nice photos ur ex sent you and have a great time to them and maybe even text her
happy national wank over ex day my favourite ex fancy sending send some nice photos baby
by hwggg October 9, 2025
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weave nation-certified

If someone is weave nation-certified, this means that they are a dodging expert. Throw them stuff, but no matter what, they will dodge left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical everything.
dude 1: yo, have you seen dude 3? bro is a goddamn weave nation-certified!
dude 2: yeah, bro is DEFINITELY him.
by AdruyinarGaming January 12, 2024
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National ignore Jacob day

February 8th
A day where we ignore all Jacobs

(more specifically Jacob Sartorius.)
I guess today’s National ignore Jacob day haha.
by y2kkaylah July 19, 2020
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National a7x day

On December 28 is national a7x day to remember the amazing drummer the rev
On December 28 is national a7x day to remember the amazing drummer the rev
by forREVer November 7, 2019
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National Send Your Boobies Day

March 6th, the one day a year you can finally see the nipple of that girl you've been wanting to see but never had the excuse or the balls to ask
Me: Do you know what day it is?
You: ...March 6th?
Me: Yes AND National Send Your Boobies Day
You: Well in that case I guess I have to send you my boobs
Me: I don't make the rules, I just enforce them

You: *Sends Boobs*

Me: Wow! Great Tits
by . March 6, 2023
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National horny day

On june 23rd you can officially ask for nudes/sexual favors.
Person 1: Ayyo imma get her nudes cuz it's National horny day
Person 2: man that's creepy but you do you
by Mega-blongus April 16, 2021
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national floor day

Is on April 7th Get naked cover yourself in vaseline and slither like a snail on the floor
National floor day

Person: I’m a snailll
by StickyBeans July 29, 2021
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