Zachary

Zachary is clearly smarter than most people, too Big to hide behind anything. So you always know where to find him! Plays dumb but always a step ahead! Loves his girlfriend enough to make everyone sic is better than U wishes someone would! Loves his friends probably has your back even though your prolly a bitch has a ten yr plan is destined for greatness probably a sociopath is always there when you need him best gamer around had you beat before this ever started, never fails, and is right behind you and ki is Queen 💥🖕

Your best friend is too dumb for zachary

by Diebyfaith June 17, 2019

zachary johnson

The biggest fuckboy of all time. Someone who sends nudes to his entire bus. Tries to get with everyone but is unable to because he is a fuckboy

zachary Johnson is the biggest fuckboy, he won't stop messaging me.

by lick da booty May 5, 2015

Zach

A man who takes it in the anus from other men.

You are such a zach.

by Crackkka October 3, 2016

Zachary

Super hot, and sexy. Has an amazing six pack with a huge penis. He is also really sexual. Great at cracking jokes and is good at relationships. Likes the colors purple, blue, orange.

I wish I was Zachary

by KindBar March 14, 2017

zach

A Person who is racist to kurds.
Also search Batty Man

A kurdish girl walks into a music room and someone shouts FUCKING KURDS and makes a girl cry, that person would be a zach!

by Big-Bad-Wolf July 16, 2008

Zachary

A computer nerd with too much time on his hands, and is a complete jackass player to the highest degree. Likes older asian women.
Also may become a pedophile as he becomes older.
May have a kickass mother and a father named Paul.
Has little penis (not that we know...)

Wow, did you see that Zachary today?
Yeah, he is SUCH a friggin jackass!!!!!!!!

by NKOaaaaaaaaaaakwar February 21, 2010

Zach

a really cute boy that is really sweet but only has a thing for chicks named monica

Zach loves Monica

by Brittany Gillion September 2, 2010