Wizard

Some crazy old guy who runs around naked holding his penis and yelling.

"I'M A WIZARD AND THIS IS MY WAND PATRICK THE PENIS!"

by The Great What's-His-Face September 21, 2016

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 7, 2025

Ciggy-Wizard

One apon a time,

There was a great kingdom, ruled by a mighty king. The king had three noble knights, he also had mystical wizard…

Keep looking.

He is the Ciggy-Wizard.

by THeJ3sTeR December 3, 2021

Wizard wang

An alternative word for “dick.” But not just any dick. That GOOD, SPIRITUAL, MAGICAL, dick. It’s out of this world amazing.

“Girrrrrrl, tell me why he came over last night and dropped that wizard wang on me. Sex magic was happening, and now I’m walking like Bambi fresh out the womb.”

by Energylilith January 5, 2021

Liquor Wizard

One who makes alochol taste like food.

Sean is a liquor wizard. He made Washington Apples!

by Ttale March 1, 2015

Glizzard Wizard

A person who could make a Glizzy disappear via any orifice in ones body regardless of length and width.

Mike: "Damn did you see Winston sit on that Glizzy and make it disappear?"

Marcus: "Not surprised; when I try to BBQ Glizzies when he is over, I can never find em."

Mike: "There he is! That damn Glizzard Wizard!"

by UncleBrewski210 January 18, 2023

Wizard Sleeve

Another name for penis or vagina. Really can use it for anything

My wizard sleeve almost frozen in the chilly wind when I pee’d outside last night

by Joe man February 7, 2024