horse docking

The act of placing one's head inside the foreskin of a horses penis. Similar to regular docking.

Mom didn't come back from the barn last night because the stallions large foreskin was the perfect size for her head. She was busy horse docking.

by Dr Martin Dingles November 12, 2012

Horse Flop

A badly conceived accounting project based on half truths and over inflated promises of success, supported not with facts and due diligence but with overblown notions of self efficacy.

Wow did you see that new supposed huge refund project? They dont even have a permit yet, what a horse flop of a project!

by Duwhut345 September 2, 2018

Mister Horse

Mister Horse is a charactor on the Ren & Stimpy show that would undergo stressful or painful conditions during the show. When he was asked about his experience or ordeal he would always say - "hmmm, no sir, I didn't like it".

Reporter: What was it like being in the burning building Mister Horse?

hmmm, no sir, I didn't like it!

by Defcon 4 and waiting June 2, 2010

Horse Hiccup

A Queef of massive epic proportions

I heard a horse hiccup from your werepussy

by the shithouse poet August 6, 2009

horse botherers

Blackburn Rovers Football Club and their Supporters are known as the Horse Botherers.

Who are the Horse Botherers (Blackburn) playing today?

by Mad Ferret April 8, 2016

Pummel Horse

The name given to a gymnast who goes on a dick tour of Europe. Derived from the name of a prominent gymnastics act the 'Pommel Horse'

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear that Greta is doing a gymnastics tour in Europe?
Guy 2: You just know she'll be doing the pummel horse

by Campbellthespider April 25, 2017

Horsed Up

Fucked up off Horsy Sause, or getting fucked up off horsy sause.

yeah i did that to your mom's roommate, i was horsed up.

by Jonnymiller666 January 20, 2009