Snapchat syndrome

When someone immediately forgets what you just said or what they said before you replied.

Due to chats disappearing in snapchat people have no clue what they previously said leading to mass confusion.
Guy1: hey man that party was bomb af

Guy2: yeah I know right

Guy1: what? I forgot what I just said.

Guy2: dude you got that Snapchat syndrome
by SadabNYC March 19, 2017
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Finals syndrome

Addiction to coffee, jumbling up words, having jitters and lack of sleep from cramming are common symptoms of Finals Syndrome
Leah: Your purse is totally glantago!
Emma: Huh??
Leah: sorry... just suffering from an acute case of Finals Syndrome.
by Leah Si March 13, 2007
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Stepford Syndrome

When males hold on to the idea that the woman is meant to be in perfect condition, does what she is told, does not use the bathroom, and always looks her best.
My boyfriend suffers from stepford syndrome. He refuses to believe that I or any woman for that matter, take a shit.
by ETPH May 22, 2011
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TESORO SYNDROME

Acute chest pain, ST elevation, chest pain with exertion.
The pt has tesoro syndrome, he will need a CABG or stent very soon!
by weasel 72 July 11, 2008
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back syndrome

when a person (usually a female) looks very attractive from the back with a combination of hair done, nice body or tight clothes, but looks a lot less than your expectation when he or she turns around
j: "yo check that girl, dayummm she's got a fine ass, now turn around cutie lemme see that face"

r: "she's turning around"

j: "OH SHIT TURN BACK AROUND TURN AROUND!"

r: "she's got back syndrome alright"
by sizzlezbboy April 15, 2011
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Jackie Syndrome

a rash that causes you to compulsively Kung fu fight. ie. Jackie Chan
should have let that Chinese kid bite you, now you have got that jackie syndrome.
by sandwitch August 14, 2008
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asshole syndrome

People who have no feelings and will apologize like this "I'm sorry but not really." Also referred to as my Dad. His middle name starts with A and he tells everyone it stands for Asshole.
Sally: "He's not just an ass, he has asshole syndrome, he's an ass all the time."
by Rhodos May 20, 2014
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